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Fri, 03 May 2013 17:55:23 -0400

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Fri, 03 May 2013 17:55:12 -0400

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

Nothing annoys me more than guys who reuse the same lines, same dates, same everything on a new...

Fri, 03 May 2013 17:51:22 -0400

Nothing annoys me more than guys who reuse the same lines, same dates, same everything on a new girl.
rah.

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Thu, 02 May 2013 15:27:22 -0400

Does anyone EVER take their own advice?!

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:03:29 -0400

Does anyone EVER take their own advice?!

My Poppy :)

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 06:18:13 -0400

My Poppy :)

I want to be back here.

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 06:15:05 -0400

I want to be back here.

I AM SO COMING TO GET YOU LITTLE CREATURE.

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:23:59 -0400

I AM SO COMING TO GET YOU LITTLE CREATURE.

Alyson Provax

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:23:12 -0400

Alyson Provax

I have issues.

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:20:25 -0400

I have a problem with people who have a relationship all through uni, finish uni and break up with their partner then call you boring when you don’t want to do all the things you were doing in uni while they were too loved up to care about fun things.

Things are looking up :)

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:20:51 -0400

Things are looking up :)

Completely smitten with a guy that only wants to be friends. Get a grip, Rebecca!! Rah rah rah.

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 16:10:38 -0400

Completely smitten with a guy that only wants to be friends.

Get a grip, Rebecca!! Rah rah rah.

I’ve been doing SO well at losing weight, and now our kitchen has gone and I am eating rubbish...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:41:38 -0400

I’ve been doing SO well at losing weight, and now our kitchen has gone and I am eating rubbish food. Noooooooooooooooooooooo.

saintgermain-xo:

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:40:46 -0400

saintgermain-xo:

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Fri, 15 Mar 2013 17:07:41 -0400

sirenss: I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 17:04:52 -0400

sirenss:

I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them

fearlessrec0rds: Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 16:36:48 -0400

fearlessrec0rds:

Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

Hey tumblr.

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 16:36:16 -0400

I really hate:

being wrong

being wrong about people

thinking too much

thinking too far ahead

being disappointed

being unable to shake off a bad mood

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Fri, 15 Feb 2013 03:52:44 -0500

ifihadthewords: ask-sifu-toph: theblackship: d0cpr0fess0r: sn...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 03:52:02 -0500

ifihadthewords:

ask-sifu-toph:

theblackship:

d0cpr0fess0r:

snestastic:

nintendonut1:

500daysofevilexes:

I have been looking for this gifset my entire life.

Seriously the funniest moment of Toy Story.

i think i’ve reblogged this before but who cares i love it

Shit this popped up on my dash

I have to reblog it

This movie is 17 years old and this scene is still funny.

this will never not be funny.

gettin real tired of your shit